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I won

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 20, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "C'mon baby, Mama needs new clothes!! As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."