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I Won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, May 24, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
    house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack
    your bags. I won the lottery!"

    The husband says, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
    mountain stuff?"

    "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."