I will hit you so hard your.....

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  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    Grandmother will fall down


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    Regards
    DW
     
  2. Fixxer

    Fixxer Got ointment?

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    I will knock your teeth so far down your throat...

    ...you'll have to pull your pants down to floss.
     

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    Glock-it-to-me Catching liars

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    Obama healthcare plan could never put you back together.
     
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  4. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs and stuff 'em down your pants, so you can WATCH me kick your ***!
     
  5. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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    "...it will paralize your mother!"
    -R. Lee Ermy
     
  6. Zak3056

    Zak3056 NRA Life Member

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    I always liked the one Lori Petty used in Tank Girl:

    "I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"
     
  7. Berto

    Berto woo woo

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    I will hit you so hard, they'll arrest your *** in Oregon, for speeding.
     
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    RioKid

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    I'm gonna knock you back in to last week.

    I'll slap you 'til you bark like a fox.

    I'll beat you so bad your momma won't recognize you.
     
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    deadday

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    ...you'll feel like you kissed a freight train...[/fivefingerdeathpunch]
     
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    diggy485

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    I will knock the taste out of your mouth...
    i will hit you so hard, it will knock your name out of the phone book
     
  11. Ol Timer

    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    ...it'll feel like a perfectly placed roundhouse kick from RTN.
     
  12. paynter2

    paynter2 It ain't over Millennium Member

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    ...you'll wear your shoes out walking back!
     
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    Tactical black

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    And it would still be an honor to be graced by Mr. awesomeness himself :rofl::rofl:
     
  14. bluenoise

    bluenoise

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    Not quite what was asked, but my grandpa was fond of this one:

    "I'm gonna tear your arms off and beat you with them to within an inch of your life!"
     
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    Glock20 10mm Use Linux!

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    It will knock the crap out of your great grand children...
     
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    Bordner

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    I'll hit you so hard your grandchildren will be born toothless!
     
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    Arquebus12 Non-broccophobe CLM

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    From Mike Tyson- "I'm gonna %^#@ you til you love me. I'm going to eat your children."

    Always found that chilling... sorry, thread tangent...
     
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    i'm gonna knock the **** out of you then kick your *** for makin a mess
     
  19. Kentucky Shooter

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    gonna hit you so hard it will shake your grandma in Germany
     
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    hamster NRA Life Member

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