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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Dalton Wayne, Mar 19, 2010.
Grandmother will fall down
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I will knock your teeth so far down your throat...
...you'll have to pull your pants down to floss.
Obama healthcare plan could never put you back together.
When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs and stuff 'em down your pants, so you can WATCH me kick your ***!
"...it will paralize your mother!"
-R. Lee Ermy
I always liked the one Lori Petty used in Tank Girl:
"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"
I will hit you so hard, they'll arrest your *** in Oregon, for speeding.
I'm gonna knock you back in to last week.
I'll slap you 'til you bark like a fox.
I'll beat you so bad your momma won't recognize you.
...you'll feel like you kissed a freight train...[/fivefingerdeathpunch]
I will knock the taste out of your mouth...
i will hit you so hard, it will knock your name out of the phone book
...it'll feel like a perfectly placed roundhouse kick from RTN.
...you'll wear your shoes out walking back!
And it would still be an honor to be graced by Mr. awesomeness himself
Not quite what was asked, but my grandpa was fond of this one:
"I'm gonna tear your arms off and beat you with them to within an inch of your life!"
It will knock the crap out of your great grand children...
I'll hit you so hard your grandchildren will be born toothless!
From Mike Tyson- "I'm gonna %^#@ you til you love me. I'm going to eat your children."
Always found that chilling... sorry, thread tangent...
i'm gonna knock the **** out of you then kick your *** for makin a mess
gonna hit you so hard it will shake your grandma in Germany
Roy D. Mercer (look him up on youtube) has the best one liners like this of all time