The doctor came out and found his patient's son-in-law alone in the waiting area. "Well I have bad news and terrible news. I will give you the terrible news first." "Your mother-in-law has had a massive stroke and will be a drooling slobbering zombie for the rest of her life. She will need constant care, you will have to feed her baby food, wipe the drool constantly, you will have to put her in diapers and change her like a baby and bath her too. She will be like this for the next 20 years." "Wow!, said the son-in-law! "What is the bad news?"... ...The doctor replied, "Nothing I was just joking she passed away!"