I was an illegal alien - take that Mexico!!!

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  1. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    A bunch of us Americans crossed the border into Mexican territory without visa or passport, or even a by-your-leave by the Mexican Government and its People. See how they like it when the table is turned on them!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronado_Islands

    The Coronado Islands (Islas Coronado or Islas Coronados) are a group of four islands off the northwest coast of the Mexican state of Baja California. Battered by the wind and waves, they are largely infertile and uninhabited except for a small military detachment and a few lighthouse keepers. The islands lie between 25.6 and 32 kilometers south of the entrance to San Diego bay, but only 13.6 kilometers from the Mexican mainland.
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  2. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    Did you take advantage of their Healthcare, while you were there?

    Or did you partake of some jobs that the locals won't do, like CEO of a Bank, or something?

    Oh, and when you send money back home, could you include me, please?







    Looks like you has a great time.. Gringo.. :rofl:
     
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  3. W420Hunter

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    How many cuban cigars did you bring back?
     
  4. g29andy

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    Did you have time to make an anchor baby?
     
  5. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    I pissed in their ocean. I spent money on an American business without having to pay taxes to the Mexican government.
     
  6. Doc Holliday

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    I hope you demanded everyone speak English over there...
     
  7. Doc Holliday

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    So you improved the water quality over there!
     
  8. Chevytruckin98

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    Lord GNG is full of some very negative people.
     
  9. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    What's negative? I think just about every post on here is funny!

    Sorry if the truth hurts, amigo.
     
  10. itisbruno

    itisbruno Devious Member CLM

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    I'm just here for the fun.

    I'm surprised ya'all didn't get caught by the federalies, the glare off that forehead can be seen for kilometers.

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  11. Mushinto

    Mushinto Master Member

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    What business? Did you find a Taco Bell or something?

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  12. rgregoryb

    rgregoryb Amerikaner

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    "May the callused hands of the fields and the callused hands of the workshop reach out in fraternal greeting and accord; because in truth, the workers united are invincible, we are the strength and we are the right, we are the tomorrow!"


    nice sig line Comrade................:steamed:
     
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  13. hill billy

    hill billy Head Case

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    You new here?
     
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    You and your yellow spandex. Is that the same thing you wear on your bike?
     
  15. Chevytruckin98

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    Please look up the North American Free Trade Agreement.
     
  16. fitz4609

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    Question #1
    How many kilos of Mexican brick pack mota did you guys bring back?

    Question #2
    The gentleman at your extreme right, that kinda looks like the ice cream salesman from Phantasm, is he holding up the dead guy from Iran?
    If he is, its a darn fine job as both of his eye lids are glued open equaly.
    What proof is the Cuban rum guy sipping in the photo?

    Looks like fun for sure, did you have your Glock SOB or IWB?
    I can't tell.

    Good job. I would enjoy a little time away from it all on the Pacific.
    Enjoyed your trip, take more photos, prefer some with some babes.
     
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  18. skeeter1959

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    STFU. I've about had it with you people getting all butt hurt over a little comedy. :steamed:
     
  19. DriBak

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    Did you take your scooter for an island excursion?
     
  20. hamster

    hamster NRA Life Member

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    Congratulations, you exercised your rights as a free person to freely cross borders between "free" countries. I'm glad you didn't ask either Nanny State for permission to come and go as you please.


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