A young lad about twenty years old strolls into the local strip bar after hearing about them hireing for "All Posistions" on the radio. Remembering that a guy was behind the bar a few times before, he asked for an application. The woman behind the bar said "We got a DJ." He said "How bout for bartender?" She said "No way, your not a girl!" Being a slightly educated man and cocky as all ever, he said "Nope, you have to give me the same application as anybody else, its the law." So, she said "OK, come in Friday night at 8PM, its bikini night so go get one with a thong if you don't have one."