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I want to feel like a woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WilliePete, Aug 22, 2002.

  1. WilliePete

    WilliePete

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."


    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"


    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,
    "Here, iron this!"