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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Huaco Kid, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. Huaco Kid

    Huaco Kid

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    ...and offered my wife a handful of aspirin and a glass of water and said, "Here. These are for your headache."

    She said, "I don't have a headache!"

    I said, "Good. Let's have sex."
     
  2. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    That was actually a commercial I saw in England for aspirin, once. Guy approaches his wife in bed and offers her aspirin and water, and when she says she doesn't have a headache, he goes "Excellent!" and turns off the bedside lamp.

    My mom had to harrumph and dodge through an explanation about it though, because I was like 7 at the time. :rofl:
     

  3. Huaco Kid

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    I like baked potatoes but they take so long to cook. Sometimes, when I'm not even hungry, I'll throw one in the oven, because by the time its done... who knows?

    ~Hedburg
     
  4. Huaco Kid

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    An Irishman walked out of a bar...

    Hey, it COULD happen.
     
  5. Huaco Kid

    Huaco Kid

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    I like escalators because they can never break down. They can only become stairs.

    "Escalator Out Of Order. Sorry For The Convenience."

    ~Hedburg
     
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    wjv Zip It Stan Lee.. . .

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    Not true!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXCuGvsThEw"]People stuck on escalator - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Guys, keep this clean.
     
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    Rick C affiant

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    Two aspirins and a rubber = a f'in headache.:supergrin:
     
  12. MrsKitty

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    My grandma always said the world's best birth control is an aspirin between the knees...
     
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    Imma spank you :wavey:
     
  14. Huaco Kid

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    A girl goes into the big box store and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The sales guy says, "Sorry. We don't sell anything to stupid blondes."

    So, she goes out and gets her hair dyed jet-black and puts on big sunglasses and goes back to the store.

    "I want to buy that TV."

    "Sorry. We don't sell anything to stupid blondes."

    "How did you know I was a blonde??"

    "That's a microwave."
     
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    Huaco Kid

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    What does a vegan zombie eat?

    Graaaaaaaaaaains!
     
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    Given the jist of this particular thread are you sure you want to threaten that? :tongueout::whistling:
     
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    :rofl: I was just about to say something to that affect.
     
  19. Huaco Kid

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    Thank You , Sir!

    May I Have Another?!?!
     
  20. Huaco Kid

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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

    Then we met.

    ~Rodney