I voted Democrat because (read to the end!)

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  1. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    Why I voted Democrat.....


    I voted Democrat because
    I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
    I've decided to marry my dog Clancy.

    I voted Democrat because
    I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
    obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
    at 15% isn't.

    I voted Democrat because
    I believe the government will do a better job of
    spending the money I earn than I would.

    I voted Democrat because
    Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I voted Democrat because
    When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
    they are doing because they now think we are good people.

    I voted Democrat because
    I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
    police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    I voted Democrat because
    I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can
    tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
    I don't start driving a Prius.

    I voted Democrat because
    I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
    as we keep all death row inmates alive.


    I voted Democrat because
    I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
    education, and Social Security benefits.

    I voted Democrat because
    I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
    themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
    the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

    I voted Democrat because
    I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few
    days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
    past the voters.

    I voted Democrat because
    My head is so firmly planted up my Anus that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.


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  2. ricklee4570

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