I Thought I wuz a Cowboy...

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  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    An old cowboy dressed to the 9s, with a cowboy shirt, hat,
    jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a
    drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat
    down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned
    to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life
    on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending
    fences. I guess I am."

    After a short while, he asked her what she was.

    She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day
    thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning
    I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV,
    everything seems to make me think of women."

    A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered
    another drink.

    A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a
    real cowboy?"

    To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I
    just found out that I'm a lesbian."