I think my neighbors might be swingers

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  1. Butch_Coolidge

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    What celebrity does she most resemble? Throw mama from the train?

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    Many years ago my brother, who lived in Germantown, TN, (very ritzy) got POed at his Yankee neighbor and he and I bought about 30 pink flamingos and put them up in the neighbor's yard one night...He wasn't happy. We also borrowed my dad's 15 year old Chevy pickup and set it in my brother's driveway and then, jacked it up and put it on blocks...and left it for awhile..

    Anyway, back to the swinging...The wife and I were propositioned by a couple when we were all young, they were both cops. It hit me and the wife as very strange and well, perverted.
     

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    You poor man. Are you sure you have not developed PTSD from this experience. Nobody would blame you, if you file for SSD. This is a traumatic event.


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    My wife and I used to be in "the lifestyle" many years ago. It's fun for a while, but you tend to grow out of it.
     
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    Y'know, I've not been so bored, yet, that I wonder about the horizontal bop potential of my street neighbors.

    As for Mrs Dood and myself, we don't share our toys.
     
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    where is up here?

    And why would anyone want 1000 flamingoes?
     
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    My wife's uncle and aunt came out at thanksgiving dinner in front of his mom as swingers.

    He is a good looking guy...think Alan Jackson. She is a pig. I can see why he would and per her at the table "men like me because I will do just about anything."

    She ruined my meal.

    But hey what floats your boat is your business...please don't make it mine.
     
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    Damnit my wife has a ankle bracelet but no toe ring. She does have a thumb ring, my old wedding band. Should I ask her about it?
     
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    Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me,
    Twice on the pipe if the answer is no.
    Oh my sweetness
    Means you'll meet me in the hallway,
    Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show!
     
  14. Bradley T

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    Definitely swingers! Watch out, they may hang you from the ceiling in a gimp suit!
     
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    Bring out the gimp......
     
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    No one i know would want them.
    Seen them in the Burbs of Chicago and Philly.

    At one point considered a major gag..... Get home, or wake up in the morning and every inch of your
    Lawn is coved in Pink Flamingo’s.

    Example:
    Flamingo Surprise Inc. is a lawn greeting rental company that performs the delivery and pick up of displays ordered by the customer. Flamingosurprise.com and its trademarks, the Web Site are owned by Flamingo Surprise, Inc. with offices at .................
     
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    South Florida is full of swingers, including a few friends of friends. Sadly, Most swinger wives don’t look like Jeri Ryan (Star Trek, 7 of 9, who was a swinger which when it came out was how her husband’s political career was ended, thus opening the door for Obama to begin his political career) but some do.

    That being said, some people swing, others play golf. I don’t do either and I don’t judge those who do. Ok, fine, I do judge golfers as being a bit odd.
     
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  19. SmokelessPowder

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    I've always thought my neighbors are swingers. They are always gone or have somebody over for the weekend. The wife isn't too bad and one day a few years ago a Porsche 911 got delivered for her. She drives it to work everyday although I have no idea where that is.

    I don't talk to them because of a misunderstanding that happened shortly after they moved in. Somebody called the cops on them, wasn't me but I was accused and dismissed the hubby without confirming or denying any involvement when he ran over to confront me after the cops left. I'm sort of glad this happened as I'm sure they would ask me to watch their dog every time they head out of town to swing (or not). I laugh every time somebody's mother comes to walk the dog on weekends knowing it could have been me. I'm already watching one snow bird neighbor's house and that's enough.
     
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