I sprayed WD-40 on my joints..

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  1. snappy

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    and now they won’t light. What the heck do I do now? Maybe drop em off at Von Hayes crib? If so I’m carrying six 40 oz Colt 45’s over there.
     
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    Hold the flame back a little farther or use starting fluid to get them started
     
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    I've tried ice, Bengay, Blue-emu, Icy-hot, the list goes on. I never thought to use WD40.

    What? Oh...THAT kinda joint...

    And yeah, free Fullclip

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    What are you griping about? I bet they didn't squeak or rust.
     
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    In-the-know drugoids dip their joints in promethazine cough syrup.

    Disclaimer: I am not a drugoid. I am a pharmacist and LEO.
     
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    Must be crappy weed. Good weed lights no matter what you cut it with.
     
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    syntaxerrorsix Anti-Federalist CLM

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    Sounds like they need better weed..
     
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    The promethazine increases that laid-back FUBAR effect.
     
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    What brand cough syrup ?




    Asking for a friend.
     
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    Actually WD40 is pretty flammable. If you actually did that, the joint might go up in flames before you could take a hit and if you had any facial hair, including eyebrows, you might not have it anymore after trying to light a WD40 soaked spliff.
     
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    With a splash embalming fluid!
     
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    ^^ Ditto. Also drink Gin. Yeah it helps. tom. :fred:
     
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    So what are you going to drink?
     
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    Dip 'em in gas and it should fire right up!
     
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    I bet that makes it hard to light, too, but they might figure it just makes their stash last longer.
     
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    That must be some fire resistant grass.
    I've put out several fires in shops from careless use of WD40.
    Have also used it as starting fluid for motors.
    You should be getting a flame, but I'm not sure how tolerable the smoke will be.
     
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    I know a guy who swears he uses it on his arthritic hands. Don’t ask him to hand you anything unless you want WD-40 all over.
     
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    Around here, that used to be called "Lovely". I don't know why, but back in my younger days, I remember being offered a joint like that and passed, hard.