I smiled. Does it make me bad?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jul 21, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    > One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
    > aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
    > started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
    > back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
    > Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his
    > hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her
    > waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the
    > other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle
    > probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the
    > returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was
    > becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
    > The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why
    > are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
    > He whispered back, " I found the remote!"