> One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became > aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He > started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her > back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. > Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his > hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her > waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the > other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle > probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the > returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was > becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. > The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why > are you stopping darling?" she whispered. > > He whispered back, " I found the remote!"