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I *SHOT* them!

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  1. 4TS&W

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    How to call the police
    George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going
    up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left
    the light on in the garden shed, which she could
    see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the
    light but saw that there were people in the shed
    stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in
    your house?" and he said no. Then they said that
    all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
    lock his door and an officer would be along when
    available.

    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
    phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you
    a few seconds ago because there were people in my
    shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
    now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung
    up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
    Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
    Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught
    the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
    you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
    available!"