I recieved this from booby waffelbiscuits--pinky appletush

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
    break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
    new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
    Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
    The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gidget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tulefel
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
    new last name:
    a = apple
    b = toilet
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = girdle
    f = barf
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = cootie
    j = monkey
    k = potty
    l = liver
    m = banana
    n = rhino
    o = bubble
    p = hamster
    q = toad
    r = gizzard
    s = pizza
    t = gerbil
    u = chicken
    v = pickle
    w = chuckle
    x = tofu
    y = gorilla
    z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
    new last name:
    a = head
    b = mouth
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = tush
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = butt
    l = brain
    m = tushie
    n = chunks
    o = hiney
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = buns
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = kisser
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = brains
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now
    when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember
    that children laugh an ! average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average
    of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!
     
  2. DesertEagle

    DesertEagle OH HELL MY HEAD CLM

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    Damn..

    I'm Zippy Bubblechunks....
    D.E.
     

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    Johnnyvegas

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    Cheeseball Applehiney.............I'm not sure what to think?
     
  4. GlocksRock

    GlocksRock No California

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    I'm chim-chim hamsterbuns
     
  5. Hotrod

    Hotrod

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    Ugh!!!

    Call me Buttercup Girdle Sprinkles

    That reminds me, I need to thank my parents sometime soon for having some restraint in the name department.

    Hotrod
     
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    BobRicks

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    Lumpy CootieButt here!:)
     
  7. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Crusty Bubble Butt????
     
  8. maxxx93

    maxxx93

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    Zippy Liversprinkles, checkin in
     
  9. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    Pinky Girdletush.

    I'm sick. I like it...;f ;f ;f
     
  10. Clyde in CO

    Clyde in CO LOL WUT?

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    I am Dinky Bubblemouth.
     
  11. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    Buttercup Girdlehead here! ;f
     
  12. Pinned&Recessed

    Pinned&Recessed 2LT

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    I'm Buttercup Gizzardbreath.
     
  13. deputydawg558

    deputydawg558

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    Pinky CootieTush



    LMAO;P
     
  14. Tvov

    Tvov

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    Pinky BubbleBrain here.



    I've done this before, and I swear my name came out different!
     
  15. BigDeeeeeeee

    BigDeeeeeeee Reluctantly Deplorable!

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  16. Canuke

    Canuke Resident Alien

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    Pinky Apple.

    (my last name is only three letters long)
     
  17. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    (using real name) Crusty Cootiebrain

    (using GT name) Crusty Liverpants


    ;g ;g ;g
     
  18. SParsons

    SParsons

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    Goober Fannyapple here. Where do I sign up to make this official?
     
  19. Geldor1

    Geldor1 Nunya

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    Cheeseball CootieTush here,

    Hey Pinky, Mom always liked you best.....:)
     
  20. snorlax

    snorlax My bird is big

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    Buttercup Applechunk.....
    sounds kind of like a pie.