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I Not Come To Work

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick, I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better, and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.......You got nice house."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Hello boys and girls welcome to my neighborhood. Can you say
    unemployment line;P ;f ;2