I like to brush my cat.

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  1. Huaco Kid

    Huaco Kid

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    Backwards!

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
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    Huaco Kid

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    He's a Maine Coon, so he's got more hair than all of Bon Jovi put together.

    It takes him a half hour to lick it all back into place.


    HAHAHAHAA!
     
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    His neck-hair is long enough to comb up over his face.

    Ever see a cat try to lick his own neck down?

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    He can do the lick-paw thing to his face, but I guess his arms don't know how to move 'down'. So he just has to deal with it.

    He's pretty disgruntled.
     
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    Go give kitty a bath, he probably needs one.
     
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    You see cats in the damnedest places, weird.
     
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    sleep with one eye open. ;-)
     
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    Do you buy bandaids by the pallet?
     
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    Guys who own cats, weird
     
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    Do you let him lick your face?
     
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    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    My cat likes backward back scratchins
     
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    put small pc of scotch tape on paws...drives them nuts.
     
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    Ever have a cat?

    Backwards is, like, ecstasy and claw you at the same time.

    I don't know.

    He keeps coming back.
     
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    Ever put a clothespin on their tail?

    Don't do that.
     
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    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    Some on front left and rear right!
    That's kick boxer kitty.

    I don't do that to my kitty
    He's dangerous!
     
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    No. I hate it.

    When he's cuddly, that's what he wants to do.

    Sandpaper. Sandpaper.....

    I draw away.
     
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    Sometimes when I'm asleep, I'll wake up to his rasping tongue, sometimes my face, usually my hands...

    and go

    go away cat.

    They say they like the salt.

    I think he's nurturing me.

    I'm Mommy.
     
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    Funny the things people will do to their cats. Never heard
    of anyone putting tape on their dogs foot or a clothespin
    on their dogs tail.

    Guy I used to work with, he and his room mates had a cat.
    Guys would get drunk and think of annoying things to do to the cat.
    Cat finally got to where it would haul butt and hide when it heard
    a beer can pop.

    All the Best,
    D. White
     
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    "Very good. But brick not hit back."
     
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    What, no pics of the Maine Coon? Picture up or it didn't happen.Really would like to see pics of the Maine Coon.I have a set (brother & sister) Blue Russian cats. Sorry, no pics. I comb these guys out about every other day or so. Cats are great companions. I love dogs too, but just can't have one where I live.
     
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