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I know why unemployment is so high.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by DaneA, Nov 10, 2012.

  1. DairyFresh

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    What is the remuneration?
     
  2. Gonzoso

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    Geeze just buy the extra cookie for god's sake!
     

  3. Gunhaver

    Gunhaver the wrong hands

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    Maybe she was just very religious and you made her nervous?
     
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  4. jfost11

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    I'd put money on you being right. A few years back, my sister-in-law was out of work after having her son. Her husband was doing a year in the regional jail at the time. Between my wife and my mother-in-law, all the leg work of finding out where to go and what to do to draw unemployment was done for her. All she had to do was sign a paper and fill out a certain number of applications a month(I forget how many but it was low), and she would be paid almost as much as she made working as a nursing home butt wiper. She was too lazy to fill out applications, so she never got a dime. The sad part is, she actually finished high school.
     
  5. CitizenOfDreams

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    I can count the change, read a tape measure, calculate fractions and pass the drug test. If I tried hard enough, I could even be polite to customers. But you probably cannot pay me more than I make now (and I don't make much).
     
  6. gilfo

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    I guess I am one of the dopey ones. But if you handed me $5.12 for a $4.37 bill I would ask you what the hell are you doing.
     
  7. harlenm

    harlenm Millennium Member

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    Trying to find help is a joke. Some of the applicants we get are so bad. We've had people that attached multiple pages to the application with their job history because they can't hold a job for more than 3 weeks. Or people that can't spell.

    One section of application has an hours available section with the hours that we are open written right above it. Don't say you are available 8-4 when we are open 9:30-5:30. Simple reading skills are a necessity.

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  8. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    I was in a business yesterday. The one guy was doing weights so he asks the other guy. "Find a calculator and add 3100 and 3680" I said "6780" in normal voice. 2nd guy gets calculator, asks for numbers again, (I say "6780") 2nd guy says "he is right? How did you do that, so fast?"
    I am trying to find a worker for a friends business. I am almost tempted to do job myself. Thing is he can't pay me what doing that kind of work would cost for me. (I am not young/hungry, agile....anymore)
    BUT I could make him $$$ in short time.
     
  9. JohnBT

    JohnBT NRA Benefactor

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    " How did you do that, so fast?""

    <Cuz I'm almost average and you're dumb>

    How? Because it was easier to learn to do simple arithmetic than to always be looking for a calculator. You know what drove me nuts working in an office; people were always looking for scissors or a box cutter instead of just carrying a pocket knife.

    We didn't have $10 calculators until after I finished grad school.

    John
     
  10. Scott3670

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    I got a call from a very polite gentleman who asked if it was OK for him to work at a pistol range despite being an ex-con. I quickly advised him that he couldn't even set foot in a gun store because he would be in violation of Federal law. He said that he didn't want to work in the store, just the range and wanted to be the range officer. I explained to him the rules for both physical and constructive possession of a firearm by a prohibited person. He was sad but said that he underdstood and thanked me for my time.

    The sad part is that he was extremely polite on the phone and spoke very well. I felt kind of sad for him, but I had absolutely no choice.
     
  11. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    I'd rather get back $0.75 change than $0.63, and I'm tired of all these pennies accumulating.
     
  12. Z71bill

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    I would give you your change

    1 quarter
    3 dimes
    3 nickles
    5 pennies

    You said you wanted $.75 in change

    :tongueout:
     
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  13. Scott3670

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    Winner. :rofl:
     
  14. Z71bill

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    I would even have counted it back -

    $4.37

    3 pennies - $4.40
    3 nickles - $4.55
    3 dimes - $4.85
    1 quarter - $5.10
    2 pennies - $5.12

    Thanks for shopping with us!
     
  15. Averageman

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    Someone was explaining that when you add up all of the available Benefits it comes out to about making 45K a year.
    Now when you can fill out an application screw it up and still get 45K a year and get to sleep until 9am every morning, I have to ask, who is the stupid one?
     
  16. srhoades

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    Is eleven sixteenths reducible?
     
  17. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Sure, to twenty-two thirty-seconds, duh!















    :supergrin:
     
  18. Z71bill

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    5 and 1/2 eighths.
     
  19. CAcop

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    I think I found your problem.

    Whenever the drive through ****s up my order my wife wonders why they can't get it right. I always reply with what do you expect for minimum wage?
     
  20. svtpwnz

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    The guys work on a commission scale of 25-40% of the total ticket price. They earn more for evening/after hours work and get added compensation for add on's. They also keep 100% of all tips they make.
     
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