I know a guy who needs Viagra ....

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  1. Will Rudy

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    wonder how we got to 7 billion people without it
     
  2. Z71bill

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    I wouldn't take it -

    It limits you to a 4 hour erection -

    Why would anyone want to take a pill that cuts their sex time in half?
     

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    arkdweller22 Cuhootnified Roamer

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    Only reason I take them is to keep me from rolling out of bed at night.
     
  5. Rabid Rabbit

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    in the flu thread somebody mentioned alldaychemist.com
     
  6. Bren

    Bren NRA Life Member

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    "Asking for a friend" huh?

    When I was an advisor to the Afghan army, they used to ask that question a lot - apparently they assumed the Army had plenty, although I don't know why. I asked my interpreter why 20-year-olds need Viagra and he said that they only had sex with boys before marriage, so when it came time to switch to girls to have a family, many of them weren't really into it. I was never sure whether that was a real explanation or wishful thinking by my interpreter, who usually dressed like Prince, but a little more flamboyant.
     
  7. Rotn1

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    Classic!
     
  8. Rotn1

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    Alex, I’ll take Asians for $500.

    Apparently they are quite proficient at f$&@$&@
     
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  9. LinuxLover

    LinuxLover Ba-nan-nah-nuh

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    The VA gives them out - a couple a month.

    A friend told me..............
     
  10. Bullwinkle J Moose

    Bullwinkle J Moose Quick! Duck!

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    Yep, when you fill a prescription for Viagra, the druggist will hand it to you over the pharmacy counter. Are you near the Mexican border?
     
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    Be sure to tell the doc only the 100mg dose works for you. Then a person could split the pill.

    Now, this used to be true when Viagra was the only game in town and all dosages cost about the same. If they are charging more for higher dosages--disregard. EXCEPT, some insurance limits to about six pills per month. If you're a more active guy, the pill-splitting route gets around this limit.

    A friend told me this.
     
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  12. Bradley T

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    Run to the gym. Get on treadmill. Lift weights, then walk on home. That kind of exercise releases the natural Viagra already on board.
    A friend told me this.
     
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    Same thing crossed my mind. :laughing:
     
  14. berto62

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    Or you could just get a prescription for sildenafil , the generic equivalent of Viagra. If you shop around you can generally find 90 pills for $50 or $60.
     
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    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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    ground up rhinoceros horn, duh.

    everyone know that.
     
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    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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    90 pills?
    Does it go bad after 6 years?
     
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    You are right, it is all related to good cardiovascular health. How many 50 60 year old men do you know are going to get in the gym and go to all the trouble of getting the weight and cholesterol down when they can pop a pill and get some wood without all that work.
     
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    You must be married
     
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    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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  20. napp32

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    Viagra doesn't work so well for someone my age. While waiting for it to take effect, I tend to forget why I took it.