I know a guy who needs Viagra ....

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  1. Vic777

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    A guy I know asked me where he could get some Viagra. Having never needed Viagra and I don't expect i ever will, I know nothing about it. Can you get Viagra like pills over the counter? What works best? This guy says, he'd like to know ASAP.
     
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    He goes to see a urologist, he bends him over the exam table, violates him, and writes a Viagra script with the same hand.
     
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    I heard that a coat hanger and some shellac works better than Viagra and you don't need a prescription for it. That's what I heard. :dancing:
     
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    Make sure the pill doesn't get stuck in his throat, he'll have a stiff neck.
     
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    See the guy down the corner. You know, the recreational pharmaceutical salesman. For a price, he can get you anything you want.
     
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    Stare at Rosie for 5 minutes. That should do the trick.

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    Guess your friend is on his own. :dunno:
     
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    Wait a minute. You started a thread about homosexuals two days ago, and now this? #inquiringminds
     
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    Viagra is the trade name for the blue sildenafil pill. It has become generic, but a prescription is needed to get it legitimately. You can simply tell your friend to tell his doctor he is having "problems in the bedroom performance area." The doc will likely write a script if there are no health reasons otherwise or medication conflicts.
    Be sure to specify generic, which is less expensive.

    If he doesn't want to talk to his doctor, there are any number of online sources that will deliver regularly by mail. You will need to either talk to their doctor on the phone or fill out information online. The doc okays the med and it comes by mail subscription.

    A friend told me the above information.

    Edited to add: No need to be embarrassed to talk to your doc about this. He's probably scarfing all the free samples the drug reps are giving him. If your doc is a lady, well, she probably currently has or previously had a partner whom she wishes had gone this route. Relax, they've heard it all.
     
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    Know how you can tell when a lawyer takes Viagra?

    He gets taller...….

    :rofl:
     
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    Go see your doctor. Tell her you need a helping hand.
     
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    A friend read this thread and asked me to reply on his behalf....

    It’s probably best to see your own doctor and ask for a prescription. Viagra is pretty expensive but is covered by many health insurance policies.
     
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    Just hit up the 2 guys in this van, they will take care of ya...

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    Ask any guy over 50 that you know and he will hook you up with a loosey.

    be advised, it’s not as magic as you’d think and only half of men prescribed viagra refill the Rx

    Stop drinking, smoking, start watching your diet and lifting some weights is better for some people

    good luck
     
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