I had to be in a "cat" house for a while tonight. My daughter and a couple of her Girl Scout friends were working on a project, and I was the designated chauffeur, because you know...some parents suck *** and won't drive their kids anywhere. Anyway, I was in the house and a cat jumped into my lap. I resisted my urge to slam the presumptuous feline's brains into the wall and instead just tried to politely push it off my lap. The cat was not having any of it, and of course the Mom of the house said...."Oooh, he likes you!". "Lovely" I thought to myself while she started to baby talk and coo and caa at the "pwetty widdow kitty kitty". Then...ANOTHER ****ing cat jumps into my lap and starts **** with the first cat and apparently I am the octagon in which they have decided to do battle. .......and "Oh, they both like youuuuuuuu!" She still never got either of the cats off me, and I had t stand up and excuse myself out to my truck to "take a call"...where I waited for the girls to finish. Okay, I get it...I am in someone else's home. I am not in my house where my rules are the rules, and when I have guests I make sure my dogs are on their best behavior and not jumping on people and acting like *******s....but damn, when you're invited somewhere, isn't it just reasonable to keep your cats off other people, and failing that, at least moving them when you see that not everyone is a cat person too? It just irritated me, and I wonder if ALL cat people are like this, and not just all the ones I have met. Opinions? NO...no cats were harmed during the evening.