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I just completed my Annual review...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by PhoneCop, Feb 5, 2010.

  1. PhoneCop

    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    I forgot how frickin awesome I am... :rofl:

    But, every year I have to justify my existence. Get's harder every year to out do the year before. The stretches just a little bigger.

    Let's see, this year I...

    -Saved the company $790,000.00 in a single investigation
    -Identified the perpetrator of $125,000 in fraud and reported it for fed prosecution
    -Recovered $60,000 in lost property
    -Ended all cable theft in the vicinity by placing two thieves in prison stopping some $100,000.00 in loss each quarter
    -Ended world hunger
    -Stopped climate change
    -Saved a baby whale, a seal and a spotted owl

    Hmmm, which ones really matter to my superiors...
     
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  2. Gallium

    Gallium CLM

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    I suspect your superiors are more concerned that


    • you completed the mandatory annual 2 hrs of sensitivity training. The showed the same videos from last year.
    • You are not abusing your cafeteria card privileges. WHY did you take two desert items back on April 15th? IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE A LUNCH
    • Your expense reports for the 2nd half of November were two days late. When you point out that Thanksgiving was 11/26, and that you were off on 11/27 and 11/30, he gave you that fish-out-of-water look.
    :rofl:


    What did I win, a PONY? Cuz if so I can donate it to a MPH GNGer who seems to have missed out on one as a kid.

    'Drew
     

  3. CZ guy

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    Could you allow a little more Global Warming next year? It's getting too damn cold....!

    kthxbye! ;)
     
  4. 20South

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    * You were late clicking the check box in your HR program that showed you had entered or read your goals for 2009

    * You were on an e-mail report to executive management because your e-mail folder was repeatedly larger then the alloted 50Mb.

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  5. glock19_fan

    glock19_fan ... --- ...

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    Did you include the cover sheets on the TPS report?
     
  6. Sam Spade

    Sam Spade Staff Member Lifetime Member

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    Hippie.
     
  7. chazbme99

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    I work for a large insurance company and just had my review last week with my boss. He calls me in and goes over all the progress reports for the divison that I manage. He starts talking about the economy,... then I know I am not getting a raise. He was very gentle in the way he broke the "bad" news to me. This is the same boss, that gets raises almost every quater, drives a new BMW and always brags about his big trips overseas. The companies stock has been crap lately so Im not making too much extra money on my investments.
     
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    This could have been funny if you could spell and write sentences....
     
  9. PhoneCop

    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    I found this to be very funny!
     
  10. PhoneCop

    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    I love you too, man. Here's a hug just for you... :hugs:
     
  11. PhoneCop

    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    (pssst, I didn't actually save a baby whale...)
     
  12. Tank44

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    I'm glad you saved the spotted owl. I like them alot. They taste like chicken.
     
  13. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This:supergrin::rofl:
     
  14. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Save a tree, wipe your *** with a spotted owl:rofl::rofl:
     
  15. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    It was an adult, then?
     
  16. kc8ykd

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    the better question is, was he able to print out his review, or was the printer plagued with the dreaded 'PC LOAD LETTER'?
     
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    At least you got a review last year -- mine was due in May/June 09, still not done but since they keep putting money in my account at the end of every month I guess it's all good.
     
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    Grammar Nazi in the room.
     
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    This sort of crap really bugs me. I hope he feels guilty when he gets his raise. Probably won't, though. If the economy affects you then it should affect him: no raise for either of you.
     
  20. longhair

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    Sam Spade- smile when you say that.