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I have sinned

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.

    The first man went to the Father and said: " Father, Father I have sinned!"
    Father: "What have you done?"
    The first man:" I have lied!"
    Father: "Drink the Holy water and you will be saved."
    And so the man drank the water and was "saved".

    Then the second man went up to the Father and said:" Father, Father I have sinned!"
    Father: "What have you done?"
    The second man: " I have stolen from the jeweler's!"
    Father: "Drink the Holy water and you will be saved."
    And so the man drank the holy water and was "saved".

    The third man went up to the Father and said: " Father, Father I have sinned!"
    Father: "What have you done?"
    The third man: " I peed in the Holy water!"
     
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