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I have been a victim of a family violence assault

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by Gangrel, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. Gangrel

    Gangrel

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    Someone please come arrest my wife.

    She recklessly caused me bodily injury by burning me with a curling iron as I tried to take the thermometer out of her mouth.

    (She wouldn't follow the dang directions!)
     
  2. Kahr_Glockman

    Kahr_Glockman

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    I have that problem all the time. Keep your mouth shut or she'll burn your ***. Ill post pics later........
     

  3. Cochese

    Cochese Most mackinest CLM

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    Send her to me. A week on my harem will shape her *** up.
     
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    Cochese Most mackinest CLM

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  5. RMolina628

    RMolina628 got a job!

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    The wife claims that you deserved it. Although in our house that's just foreplay
     
  6. GioaJack

    GioaJack Conifer Jack

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    Why was your wife curling your hair?

    Jack
     
  7. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    :rofl::rofl:

    Maybe Gangrel is changing his hairstyle in preparation for FTO school.:supergrin:
     
  8. Gangrel

    Gangrel

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    I don't even have any hair!!!

    Jackals, all a ya!
     
  9. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    That's why you got burned... don't use a hair curler on bare scalp. Let that be a lesson to ye!:supergrin:
     
  10. Gangrel

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    I guess I'll be making another thread soon...

    "No, seriously guys... I tripped and my head hit the doorknob..."
     
  11. Kahr_Glockman

    Kahr_Glockman

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    See thats better. I "fall" all the time. The sooner you come to terms with the fact that you are "clumsy", the better off you are. Besides who would believe that a sweet little innocent woman would/could beat up a nasty, mean cop?
     
  12. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    How does a doorknob leave a burn mark the shape of a curling iron?:rofl:
     
  13. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    That must be some curling iron! You look like "Fire Marshall Bill" from Living Color with a Santa hat on... :tongueout:


    Randy
     
  14. blueiron

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    Ever notice that Nancy Pelosi looks like Fire Marshal Bill?
     
  15. Hack

    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    So she tried to brand you?
     
  16. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say about Fire Marshall Bill... :steamed:

    Randy
     
  17. Dragoon44

    Dragoon44 Unfair Facist Lifetime Member

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    So you have been on GT for 3 years and have not learned the most basic things.

    NEVER TALK TO THE COPS!

    take the fifth and demand your right to an attorney.

    :rofl::rofl:
     
  18. madcitycop

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    when she does it to me its intentional she just got mixed up with who was there ;)

    sue her for everything you're worth :)
     
  19. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    Man, the lengths some guys will go to try to explain away injuries due to marital aid malfunctions.... :tongueout::rofl:

    Randy
     
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    Patchman Florist

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    OK sir, why don't you go take a walk or go see a movie. Come back in a couple of hours when she's calmed down...