I had the beer goggles on last night....

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  1. nikerret

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    I went out with a friend of mine last night; she was the designated sober driver (we take turns) and apparently my conscious.

    I got pretty drunk. First time in several months that I've drank more than two or three.

    As we mingled through the club I found some pretty little ladies and was chatting them up. Some girl I had never seen before grabbed my hand and drug me onto the dance floor. Grinding and making out ensued!

    I fully intended on going home with this chic when my friend grabbed me and asked what the hell I was doing. She knew exactly what I was doing... At first, I thought "Hell yeah! She's finally gonna sleep with me!" And I said it out loud, apparently.* She told me "no". We argued for a bit, something about how I'd regret....yada yada yada; and the chic disappeared.

    She dropped me off at home, alone, and I spent the next hour trying to find someone who knew the chic I was making out with. Later, I found out I had her name wrong. When that was corrected, I added her as a friend on Facebook (I told you I was drunk).

    After I woke up this morning I looked for signs of regrets I would soon have and for anything I might need to apologize for. I found I have a new 'friend". Not what I remembered. I'm sure she's a nice girl, but she would have definitely lowered my average. She wasn't ugly or specifically unattractive, but there wasn't anything special going on.

    After getting an after action report from my friend I found out I blew off several attractive young women when this chic overpowered me using promise of sex. Dammit!


    I'm just posting this to brag a little and share my story. I think I'm still partially drunk.
    *She won't sleep with me since I slept with her best friend; now I'm in the "friend's zone".
     
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    Good Story! Thinking with the wrong head there little fella...passing up the attractive chicks for the one promise. Ah, whom I kidding, I would've done the same thing! lol.
     

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    Dude, you should know better. A chick cannot be a wingman. That violates dude code. That's where you got in trouble...she wasn't looking out for your best interest because it's in your best interest, she was doing it out of some weird, triangular, relationship, girl-dude thing. Your tactics were sound, but the strategy was all wrong. Next time take a guy to be your wingman.
     
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    I respectfully disagree. A good wingwoman is vehemently better than a good wingman. For one thing, they are not your competition. A guy is.

    Actually, I think she was looking out for my best interests. We do this every week and she hasn't stopped me with hot chics; she helps me. I took a pretty girl home last week with her help. My friend just wants to hear the stories.

    Women are inherently jealous. Just walking in with an attractive woman makes most women think more highly of you and view you as more suitable than the same guy walking in with another guy. Women want what it appears another woman already has.

    (Based on my experiences)
     
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    What makes you think that? :rofl:
     
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    We have all been in the same situation.
     
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    I don't get it...
     
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    I would agree with you, and so would my guy best friend. The last time he and I went to the beach together, he had a girl come up and ask to bum a smoke, "If your girlfriend doesn't mind..."

    We both laughed like crazy after she left. My guy friend and I crossed the whole "bedpartners" thing years ago and just think the idea of sleeping together now is downright weird.
     
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    Your friend screwed you and not in a good way. A real wingman would have made sure you got some action.

    These attractive young women may not have put out. The so-so chick would have rocked your world and then some.
     
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