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I Had a Glock/High School/College Girlfriend Dream.

Discussion in 'General Glocking' started by TylerDurden, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Viva Hate CLM

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    So I was back in high school with a girlfriend from college. And our high school had a giant, dark, dreary basement full of showers - hundreds and hundreds of showers and a carpeted floor. And laundry, hundreds of washers and dryers on the wet carpet.

    Anyway, I asked her if she wanted to go the gun shop with me after school and we did (it was more like an antique store with modern guns, and all of the guns were disassembled).

    For some reason I really wanted a 9mm Glock that could be carried or used for competition, and/or a compact .45.

    I was really, really involved in looking at the 17s, 34s, 30s and 36s, and now, this morning I really want to go pick up one of these models.

    I also want to check in with my old girlfriend.

    Should I buy a Glock?
     
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    El_Ron1 AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

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    Your old girlfriend prolly has some Glocks. Do not waste time at gunshops.
     

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    I can't find her, I can't remember her last name.

    Seriously though, I really want a Glock. Those are the models I wanted long ago before I moved onto other things.
     
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    Buy the GAP and really throw the universe into a tailspin....
     
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    She's a WITCH!!!
     
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    Everybody should shoot a few thousand rounds or more outta a Glock every year.
     
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    I had dreams of traveling with an old girlfriend last night. She was a "cougar" by today's standards, in that she was in her late 30's when I was in my early 20's, and we had some great times together back then.

    So last night I kept racking up "mile high club" points with her. I went looking for her on facebook this morning, but had no luck.

    Probably best that way.



    ETA: I carried a 686 back then with an 8-3/4" barrel. Can you say "hog-leg"? I think she dug the big ol' revolver, too.
     
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    Damn. I've been having dreams about my old BF....no ****....every night for like a week. We get to the sex part and then the cat will try to lay on my face or the dog will start making wheezing noises and wake me up. :soap:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    El_Ron1 AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

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    Were there even a few thousand rounds of GAP ever made? ****in' "collectors"...
     
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    Sounds like we were dream/waking brothers then.

    I got onto Facebook, but I couldn't remember her last name. Tried first name and school, hometown, etc.

    No luck... and for the best.
     
  12. Chad Landry

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    My wife thinks it's funny. What does your wife think about it?
     
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    Mine does. Seems quite good at it, though she has yet to think that her opinion is of any real importance to me.

    I hold her opinion in very high regard. It's a shame that I have to work so hard to get her opinion out of her.
     
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    Be grateful. I found mine. Now I can't seem to stop the dreaming...I even found pictures. Damn.
     
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    My wife gets jealous. I can't blame her, because I tend to flirt with women. It doesn't mean anything, it's just how I've learned to most effectively communicate with the fairer sex.
     
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    You need to stop that.

    We can work on our marriage problems together. We won't be able to have sex though, because that might cause more problems.
     
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    I wish I had saved that pic of Mrs whatshername naked with the Glock Plaque on her ***. That was hawt.
     
  20. Chad Landry

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    E' normale.

    It's only in America where we have these expectations to forget that we're men once we're married.