[deadday]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!??!?!?!

Give me attention, give it to me now! Seriously! Tell me I did a good job!! Tell me the cop was an ******* that doesn't know the law!!! Tell me what you would've done!

Gimme a ****ing break!!1 These damned threads pop up damned near everyf ucking day. Who gives a flying ****?!?! Seriously, I don't ****ing care if you got pulled over, and nobody else on this board does either.


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drew

 

[pesticidal]

Some people get all the luck. I drove 500 miles, saw a dozen cop cars, not one of them stopped me. Dammit, I never had a gun in the car, either. ****, now what am I supposed to do?

 

[Bogey]

Punk azz cops.

 

[TBO]

I hope you only rolled your window down just enough to barely slide your driver license through... :tbo:

 

[KilgoreTrout]

I hope you only rolled your window down just enough to barely slide your driver license through... :tbo:

If i check the rear-view and the cop isnt wearing a hat, I keep ****ing driving. That **** wont hold up in court and you all know it!

 

[El_Ron1]

Fart.

 

[deadday]

I hope you only rolled your window down just enough to barely slide your driver license through... :tbo:

I like the ones that won't give you their license....You know the 'the law only says I have to show you my license, not give it to you' *******s? Ok, hold the **** up for me, and hold it REEEALLY steady because I have bad eyes....Awpp...you moved, gotta start over, I messed up.....Ok, now the back....Oh...wait...whoops, show me the front again? Ok, now that back....Whoops, the front again please....Awww, ****, you moved it again, gotta start over...:whistling:





drew

 

[TylerDurden]

I know I have an obligation to inform the officer that I'm carrying, but am I obligated to tell him about the rifles (dead hookers) in the trunk?

 

[Chad Landry]

I don't think he wants to know about the dead hookers, Tyler, unless you ****ed up and killed one of his *****es.

 

[TylerDurden]

I don't think he wants to know about the dead hookers, Tyler, unless you ****ed up and killed one of his *****es.

Cool. I'll take your word for it.

Can I refer to you as my attorney if anything goes awry?

 

[Chad Landry]

Sure, but then you gotta pay for my wisdom. It's better if you don't, though, because then you'll get my advice at face value.

 

[osiruscyn]

i carry where i want, when i want. **** any other bull****.

 

[Texas357]

I don't think he wants to know about the dead hookers, Tyler, unless you ****ed up and killed one of his *****es.

Heck, he might suggest a few more for you to take out, if he finds out you are in that line of work...

 

[TylerDurden]

Heck, he might suggest a few more for you to take out, if he finds out you are in that line of work...

It's more of a hobby actually.

 

[Chad Landry]

It's more of a hobby actually.

Yeah, when you turn your hobby into work, it takes all the fun out.

 

[Arquebus12]

I pulled out of a gas station a few months back after picking up a case of beer, and cut off a guy in traffic doing so. Entirely my fault, I blew it, and the Sheriff's Deputy was right there to see it. It was close to midnight on a Saturday, the LEO naturally thought I was drunk coming out of the only place open that sells booze at that hour, I've got a lot of beer in the truck, I'm carrying a 1911 (legally), and I've got a teenage girl with me (my daughter). Not what you call an ideal situation, circumstances being what they were...

It turned out fine; a second Deputy had showed up at some point, and the three of us chatted about guns and trucks for a few minutes after I was given a warning for unsafe merging. It's all about how you present yourself.

 

[Swanny]

*******. Some people have all the fun... I drive 50 miles every day, speeding like I am being chased the entire way, and have never been pulled over once, let alone while I am carrying.

 

[BigPhil]

I pulled out of a gas station a few months back after picking up a case of beer, and cut off a guy in traffic doing so. Entirely my fault, I blew it, and the Sheriff's Deputy was right there to see it. It was close to midnight on a Saturday, the LEO naturally thought I was drunk coming out of the only place open that sells booze at that hour, I've got a lot of beer in the truck, I'm carrying a 1911 (legally), and I've got a teenage girl with me (my daughter). Not what you call an ideal situation, circumstances being what they were...

It turned out fine; a second Deputy had showed up at some point, and the three of us chatted about guns and trucks for a few minutes after I was given a warning for unsafe merging. It's all about how you present yourself.

No, there's gotta be something you're not telling us. Did you forget about how you were detained against your rights as an american citizen? How the evil po-lice treated you unfairly? How you had to teach the po about gun rights in your state?

 

[Arquebus12]

No, there's gotta be something you're not telling us. Did you forget about how you were detained against your rights as an american citizen? How the evil po-lice treated you unfairly? How you had to teach the po about gun rights in your state?

Well, "chatting" is a bit of a euphemism... I had them at gunpoint, cuffed together and face down on the road while I rifled through their cruisers, but you get the idea.

Everybody was very civil at that point; getting to that point was kinda loud, but, y'know...

:whistling:

 

[PeterJasonMN]