I almost lost it- I almost couldn't control the maniacal laughter building up inside me when this finally happened... my receipt has NEVER been checked at Walmart... until tonight. My wife and I went to the other Walmart, the one that we rarely go to, just because we were on that side of town. Picked up a few things, and one of them was a bag of soil. The bag of soil was too big to fit in a Walmart bag, so in the cart it went, and caught the eye of the receipt checker, because they check for things that aren't in the store bags. (Or so I've read on here about a hundred times) So this 80-something year old man is checking our receipt for the soil, and in those two harrowing seconds of my dignity being put on hold, my mind was flashing through the pages and pages and literally thousands of posts on here I've read, bloviating about Constitutional rights being trampled on and refusing illegal search and seizure and all that... And almost as soon as it had begun, he gave it back to me and said "Thank you, have a nice night." I said "You too, sir." Went out into the parking lot and LMAO with my wife- asked her if I should have made a stand, and loudly proclaimed that my fourth amendment rights WILL be respected, and compared Walmart to Nazi Germany, and waited for the police to show up, and all the other foolishness I've heard... She was like "No, just let the poor old guy do his job." I felt strangely cheated.