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I don't remember

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. okie

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    A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father.

    "Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl.

    "You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks the father.

    "I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."