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I Could Use Some Help Here

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    I could use your help here. My pick-up lines don't seem to be working.
    Help me out with some new ones will ya ?
    Check mine out.

    6. You look just like my mama. I love my mama.

    5. Gross ! Somebody farted ! Let's get out of here.

    4. So...is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight ?

    3. You'll do .

    2. WOW ! Are those real ?

    1. Gee ! For a fat girl , you don't sweat much .
     
  2. Pack26

    Pack26

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    You might try "hey baby, nice tooth!"
     

  3. nyredneck

    nyredneck كا&

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    I've always preferred "F*CK me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me!"
    OR "nice dress. It would look even nicer crumpled up at the foot of my bed!"
    and also "How about breakfast, should I call you , or nudge you?"
    Another good one "If I wash my D*** would you suck it? no? DIRTY CO**SUCKER!!!":)
     
  4. Cyoung

    Cyoung Glockite

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    ME: "You know what I like in a woman?"

    Her: No, what?

    Me: "Me!"

    Her: [SMACK!]

    Me: "!"
     
  5. 380Shooter

    380Shooter Marksman

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    1. 'Know what would look good on you? ME!

    2. Nice dress... it would look great in the floor by my bed.

    3. You're ugly and I am drunk... what about it?

    4. Will you go for $50?