This guy wakes one morning to find a Gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book and calls a Gorilla removal service. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla ?" the service guy asks . "Boy," is the man's responce . "Oh yeah , I can do it. I'll be right there" , says the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick , a Chihuahua , a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instuctions : " Now I'm gonna climb that tree and poke the Gorilla with this stick until he falls. When he does , the trained Chihuaha will bite the Gorilla's ********s off. The Gorilla will then cross his hands over his crotch to protect himself and that will allow you to handcuff him." The man ask's , " What do I do with the shotgun?" The service guy replies , " If I fall out of the tree before the Gorilla , shoot the Chihuahua !!!"