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I Chihuahua !!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 9, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    This guy wakes one morning to find a Gorilla in his tree.
    He looks in the phone book and calls a Gorilla removal service.

    "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla ?" the service guy asks .
    "Boy," is the man's responce .
    "Oh yeah , I can do it. I'll be right there" , says the service guy.

    An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick , a Chihuahua , a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instuctions :
    " Now I'm gonna climb that tree and poke the Gorilla with this stick until he falls. When he does , the trained Chihuaha will bite the Gorilla's ********s off. The Gorilla will then cross his hands over his crotch to protect himself and that will allow you to handcuff him."

    The man ask's , " What do I do with the shotgun?"
    The service guy replies , " If I fall out of the tree before the Gorilla , shoot the Chihuahua !!!"
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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