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"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Aug 30, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A very sccessful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
    The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
    Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was
    now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

    When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer

    shook his head in disgust and disbelief... "I can't believe how
    materialistic
    you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow
    down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

    "Oh my God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    ROTFLMFAO;f ;f