I Can Sell Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

    "We don't need anyone," they replied.

    Morris insisted, "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell
    anyone, anytime, anything."

    "Well we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If
    you can sell just one, you have a job."

    He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them two
    checks - one for $25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00.

    "How in the world did you do that?" they asked.

    "I told you I'm the worlds best salesman. I can sell anyone,
    anywhere, anytime!"

    "Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.

    "What's that?" he asked.

    "Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the company requires
    a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine

    Morris was gone about six hours and they were fixing to close
    when in he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each
    hand. He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket
    and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and
    says, "Here's Mr. Brown's and this one is Mr. Smith's."

    "That's good," they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"

    "Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having a State
    Teacher's Convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"
  2. Panhandle Bill

    Panhandle Bill Senior Member

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    Nov 26, 2003
    Lubbock, TX