close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

I almost opened fired on the golf course today

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by uptomyneck, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. uptomyneck

    uptomyneck

    Messages:
    307
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2012
    That is until I saw that they were just estrays. They let you come right up to them. I've been playing golf for 45 years and I've never seen two pigs with a goat on a golf course before.

    The two pigs sure looked tender. Curried goat is a fine meal too. But I resisted.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. frank4570

    frank4570

    Messages:
    15,508
    Likes Received:
    13
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2004
    Any REAL man could take down a pig with a golf ball and finish it off with a golf club. Just sayin'.
     

  3. smokin762

    smokin762

    Messages:
    5,250
    Likes Received:
    4
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2009
    Location:
    Ohio
    Goat meat wrapped in bacon.:whistling:
     
  4. harlenm

    harlenm Millennium Member

    Messages:
    9,784
    Likes Received:
    807
    Joined:
    Jul 20, 1999
    Location:
    CT
    I'm just gonna go out and say it, that's some crappy looking grass for a golf course.

    posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire
     
  5. countrygun

    countrygun

    Messages:
    17,069
    Likes Received:
    28
    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2012
    Did you get a warning at the clubhouse to not let the goat eat your balls?
     
  6. Bruce M

    Bruce M

    Messages:
    49,858
    Likes Received:
    27,431
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2010
    Location:
    S FL
    Maybe because it is late fall? But I agree, not especially attractive as far as golf course grass goes.
    :rofl::rofl:
    :couch:
     
  7. czsmithGT

    czsmithGT

    Messages:
    13,454
    Likes Received:
    4,407
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2004
    I think that is a spot where you were never intended to hit your ball- I know because unfortunately I frequent those out of the way places on every course I play.
     
  8. uptomyneck

    uptomyneck

    Messages:
    307
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2012
    You'd be right. It was in front of an outdoor bathroom.

    Tee to green, our fairways are green. The greens are 11+ on the Stimp.

    We also have 10,000+ fat, fox squirrels. I need to bring out the AAC Badlander and fill up my tag.
     
  9. 9jeeps

    9jeeps

    Messages:
    7,163
    Likes Received:
    2,535
    Joined:
    May 22, 2004
    Location:
    PNW
    Thinking you were out standing in a farmers field.
     
  10. diggy485

    diggy485

    Messages:
    968
    Likes Received:
    166
    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2010
    Location:
    Iowa
    And still shoot an eagle on the hole.
     
  11. uptomyneck

    uptomyneck

    Messages:
    307
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2012
    We're not but a humble country golf course. Sorry we're not Olympic or Spyglass.

    Golf snobs. Kinda like Illinois Nazis.
     
  12. bush pilot

    bush pilot

    Messages:
    2,865
    Likes Received:
    4
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2004
    Location:
    northwest
    If you would have dropped one of the pigs with a single shot would you have bragged about a hole in one?
     
  13. Z71bill

    Z71bill

    Messages:
    17,462
    Likes Received:
    5,036
    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2007
    Location:
    Texas
    Could be because they allow goats and pigs on it.
     
  14. uptomyneck

    uptomyneck

    Messages:
    307
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2012
    That was funny.

    Times are lean. It does cut down on maintenance costs.
     
  15. flyover

    flyover

    Messages:
    4,620
    Likes Received:
    6,361
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2012
    Location:
    Western Kansas
    Pork ---- It's whats for supper.
     
  16. BEER

    BEER bad example

    Messages:
    6,850
    Likes Received:
    4
    Joined:
    May 2, 2006
    Location:
    Dayton, Texas
    according to the documentary "caddyshack" it's gophers you have to watch out for.
     
  17. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

    Messages:
    5,201
    Likes Received:
    811
    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2000
    Kinda reminds me of these two friends.....
     
  18. svtpwnz

    svtpwnz

    Messages:
    3,205
    Likes Received:
    2,102
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Location:
    SC
    :rofl::rofl:
     
  19. FullClip

    FullClip NRA Benefactor CLM

    Messages:
    3,801
    Likes Received:
    325
    Joined:
    May 24, 2004
    Location:
    On The Lake in The Maine Woods
    I had to chase off a flock of turkeys once while trying to tee off at the 8th hole at Sawmill Golf Course in Clifton Maine.:supergrin:

    Stupid birds didn't know they were in grave danger of one of my famous slightly sub-sonic worm-burners.

    I see more wildlife on that course than when I'm hunting!
     
  20. harlenm

    harlenm Millennium Member

    Messages:
    9,784
    Likes Received:
    807
    Joined:
    Jul 20, 1999
    Location:
    CT
    The municipal golf course in the town I grew up in was always in top shape, not a single brown spot. In fact, one of the mowers once leaked some fluid and killed the grass in an area about 100 feet long and the guy that did it was fired immediately.

    posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire