I almost died in the shower.

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  1. Adjuster

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    Washing my face and hair I breathed in a big soap bubble. My airway immediately shut down. Only thru forced wheezing and breathing I was able to clear it and get some oxygen. I admit for a brief second I was a little concerned I wasn't going to make it out of the shower. Reminded me of our own local lettuce breather.


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  2. Kevinr20

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    Imagine the obituary on that one...
     
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    I think there maybe a market for shower masks now
     
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    Lets be careful 2017 guys. I stubbed my toe this morning.
     
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    Damn, that could have gotten you somehow nominated for a Darwin award.
     
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    Sounds like you couldn't deepthroat a tic tac.
     
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  9. Adjuster

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    I learned my lesson to shower with my mouth closed. LOL



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    Stop showering and problem solved .
     
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    Whoa! Crazy! I did the same! Coincidence? I think not. Something is definitely going on here.
    This could turn into an epidemic, like Ebola, Russian hacking, or meatless bacon. :fist:
     
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    I expected that you had problems with a stroke.
     
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    Stay away from shredded lettuce bro
     
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    oh thank god you're ok. We almost lost a member to lettuce. I won't name names but certifiedfunds survived.
     
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    Before I had my coffee this morning, my wife asked me if she had put on weight over the holidays...

    Darn! That was close!
     
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