I’m sick. What is your prognosis?

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  1. WT

    WT Millennium Member

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    Spanish Flu combined with dysentery.

    Were you in the trenches in 1918?
     
  2. BigBull 301

    BigBull 301

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    Get well soon! Glad you didn't give it to me!!!
     
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  3. Mugsie1

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    Wait in my office for an hour and 45 minutes I'll spend 5 minutes with you.
    How are you feeling today?
    Depressed?
    Any guns in the house?
    OK, take two aspirin and call me in the morning if the symptoms persist. I'll set you up for a battery of tests.
    See the receptionist on the way out, we take credit cards, cash or check.....
     
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  4. Victor Dubya

    Victor Dubya The Kindly Curmudgeon

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  5. NoStress

    NoStress

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    I don't know what that means but I liked your post because I don't know what that means.
     
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    RPK Clone

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    You've got yourself a bout of the consumption.
    Or maybe rickets.
    Either way, you'll be good in a day or 2.
     
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  7. NoStress

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    I don't have a clue but taking several 1000mg vitamin C tablets daily might help.
     
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  8. Bullwinkle J Moose

    Bullwinkle J Moose Quick! Duck!

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    Isn't that how ebola starts out?
     
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    Border Bandit 32

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    Have you been to Mexico lately?? montezuma??
     
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    I guess that's why my friend (who always gets a flu shot) got the flu (medically verified) and was off work for 10 days.
     
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    The word is "diagnosis".

    I would say that you mocus. Such is a southern expression. You may also be suffering from a bout of "Honey-dos" and it getting you down.
     
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  12. snerd

    snerd Horselover Fat

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    Feed a cold, starve a fever.
     
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    No one here cares
     
  14. Critch

    Critch

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    Definitely Bubonic plague...
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    I got it when I was 18, from a gorgeous redheaded girl. Would have been worth it if we had consummated the liaison. Worst sore throat ever. PA gave me prednisone, I thought it was a miracle drug.
     
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    Whatever it is you should treat it with essential oils.
     
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    Have you bitten the head off a bat lately? It might be rabies.
     
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