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Hymns For Different Professions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 8, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    Good morning, friends, and welcome to our hymn sing. We are pleased to announce that we have a hymn for everyone. Our program this morning, will include:

    The Dentist's Hymn -
    Crown Him with Many Crowns

    The Weatherman's Hymn -
    There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

    The Contractor's Hymn -
    The Church's One Foundation

    The Tailor's Hymn -
    Holy, Holy, Holy

    The Golfer's Hymn -
    There Is A Green Hill Far Away

    The Politician's Hymn -
    Standing on the Promises

    The Optometrist's Hymn -
    Open My Eyes That I Might See

    The IRA Agent's Hymn -
    I Surrender All

    The Gossip's Hymn -
    Pass It On

    The Electrician's Hymn -
    Send The Light

    The Shopper's Hymn -
    Sweet By and By

    The Realtor's Hymn -
    I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

    The Massage Therapist's Hymn -
    He Touched Me

    The Doctor's Hymn -
    The Great Physician

    And for you motorists......

    45 mph -
    God Will Take Care of You

    55 mph -
    Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

    65 mph -
    Nearer My God To Thee

    75 mph -
    Nearer Still Nearer

    85 mph -
    This World Is Not My Home

    95 mph -
    Lord, I'm Coming Home

    Over 100 mph -
    Precious Memories