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Husband and wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Reef Diver, Oct 26, 2002.

  1. Reef Diver

    Reef Diver PWI

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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    That it! She blows her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

    The husband sighed. "It's started!"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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  3. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    That's real bad................




    I like it. ;f