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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said
    "Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the
    father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son asking "What's
    wrong? I told you to be quiet."

    The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
    I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two chipmunks
    crawled up my pant legs and said "Should we eat them here or take them with us?"
    I panicked...
     
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    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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