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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Sep 19, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
    > > >
    > > > The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
    > > >
    > > > A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.
    > > >
    > > > "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
    > > >
    The son answered:
    > > >
    > > > "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
    > > > I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
    > > > I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
    > > > I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
    > > > I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
    > > > I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching
    > > >
    > > > But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,
    > > > 'Should we eat them here, or take them with us?'

    Well, I just panicked!"
     
  2. KD5MSY

    KD5MSY

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    That is the best I have heard in a long time.