I always read this page, but never contribute so I will today. Mike and Al were hunting in the big woods of Maine when Mike stated that he had to take a squat (potty). Al decided that there was no need him sticking around and continued back to camp in the falling darkness. As the Al proceeded along the trail, he heard Mike let out this horrible high pitched scream. The hair on the back of his neck stood and his heart began to race. A few seconds later this even louder scream came bellowing out, one of obvious displeasure. Al picked up the pace and was in a full on run when he reached camp. It was dark and he was scared. He sat there in the light of the camp fire as an hour passed. Mike wasnt back yet. Another hour and he was freaking out when he saw the doornob turn. There was a grunt from the other side of the door. Al leveled his gun as the door opened. There standing in the doorway was Mike drenched in blood from the neck down. Al immediately ran to his aid. He asked what happened. Mike through obvious pain wheezed out that as he squatted, his male ego fell onto the pan of a bear trap. The trap then snapped shut and held claim to his balls. Al looked like he was gonna pass out but maintained his composure. He responded that it explained the first scream but what about the second. Mike pale and weak stated that the other scream was when he reached the end of the chain at a full on run.