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Hunters

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    There are three men in the woods. they are hunter, trapper, and stupid
    guy. Hunter goes out and comes back an hour later with a bear. Trapper asks
    "how did you get that?" Hunter says me find tracks, me follow tracks, me find
    bear, me shoot bear, bear stop."
    Trapper goes out and comes back an hour later with a deer. Stupid guy
    asks "how did you get that?" Trapper says" me find tracks, me follow tracks,
    me find deer, me shoot dear, dear stop."
    Stupid guy goes out and comes back two hours later bruised and nearly
    dead with broken limbs. Hunter and trapper ask "What happened to you?"
    stupid guy says "me find tracks, me follow tracks, me find train, me shoot
    train, train don't stop."