Hunter & Pope

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ReyFufuRulesAll, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. ReyFufuRulesAll

    ReyFufuRulesAll Pantless Wonder

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    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

    A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired two shots from a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now I've seen
    with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?' "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

    "Well,' the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know **** about hunting Grizzlies! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
     
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