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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GLOCKNROCK, Jul 10, 2002.

  1. GLOCKNROCK

    GLOCKNROCK

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    There was a horse and a chicken that took friendly strolls together on the farm. One day the horse found himself in a mess during his walk with the chicken. The horse stepped into some quick sand and was totally helpless. Hey chicken,"go get the farmer," said the horse. The chicken immediately hauled *** to the farmhouse for the farmer. The farmer was nowhere around. So, the chicken drove the Mercedes out to the quicksand, tossed a some rope out to the horse, tied it to the bumper and pulled the horse out. "Whew," said the horse,"that was a close one." Well, a few days later during their leisurely stroll, the chicken found itself in the same mess of quicksand. The chicken told the horse to go fetch the farmer. The horse trotted off only to find the farmer was not around. So, the horse trotted back to the chicken, whipped out his schlong, tossed it to the chicken and pulled the chicken out. The chicken asked the horse why he didn't bring the Mercedes and rope since the farmer wasn't around.
    Know what the moral of the story is?
    If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!
     
  2. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    Hahaha...excellent!
     

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Lol...that's sooo wrong tho! ;f ;a