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Hunchback

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, May 6, 2011.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about
    that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps
    you should see a doctor. Eventually, after a lot
    of persuasion the Hunchback goes to the doctor.

    DOCTOR: I want you to get undressed. (Hunchback
    removes jacket then stops)

    HUNCHBACK: I don't like getting undressed.

    DOCTOR: If you want me to examine your back
    you'll have to get undressed. (Hunchback
    removes his shirt but leaves his vest on.)

    HUNCHBACK: I don't like showing people my back.
    They always laugh at me.

    DOCTOR: Do you want me to examine your back
    or not?

    (Very reluctantly the hunchback removes his vest)

    DOCTOR: How long is it since you were at school?

    HUNCHBACK: Over 30 years. Why?

    DOCTOR: Did you ever wonder what happened to
    your bookbag?