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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Philipp2, Aug 20, 2006.

  1. Philipp2

    Philipp2

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    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
    Here is a little test that will help you decide.
    The answer can be found by posing the following question:


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
    Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
    Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
    before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?



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    Democrat's Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
    of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?
    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
    does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
    wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a
    happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
    for few days and try to come to a consensus.



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    Republican's Answer:
    BANG!



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    Southerner's Answer: *
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
    Tips or Hollow Points?
    Son: Can I shoot the next one!
    Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
     
  2. MtnManNH

    MtnManNH A Simple Man

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  3. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC

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    Why am I carrying a .40? Wouldn't my .45 be better? Can I get the shot off before my wife or kids do? Why oh why didn't I practice this week for IPSCA shoots?

    I only have 37 rounds, is this enough? Why don't I have my Glock 17 so I can have 52 rounds?

    Screw it...BANG!:50cal:

    :supergrin: :rollsmiley: :supergrin:

    :banana: :pepper: :dancingbanana: :elephant: :music: :uglylol:
     
  4. 1gewehr

    1gewehr

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    If the 2nd Amendment REALLY worked:

    BRRRRRAAAAAPPPP!!!!!
    Husband: Dear, I think that perhaps our daughter has outgrown that little MAC11/380. Do you think she's big enough for an UZI, now?
    Wife: Wait a second, honey. BANG!! BANG!! Sorry, He was still twitching. The Uzi has a large grip. Perhaps an MP5K would fit her better. She's only 8.

    :cool: ;)
    1gewehr
     
  5. vafish

    vafish

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    My 7 year old daughter has an air soft MP5SD she bought with her own money. She's very proud of it.