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How to start each day with a positive outlook...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Sep 26, 2004.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    How to start each day with a positive outlook...

    1. Open a new file in your PC.
    2. Name it "John Kerry."
    3. Send it to the trash.
    4. Empty the trash.
    5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?"
    6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
    7. Feel better.....
     
  2. gizmo

    gizmo Cowlingboy

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    MMMmmmm...
    visualize no liberals...
    The power of positive suggestion...

    I like it!!

    /goes to create AND delete John Kerry
    //evil laugh