OK, I'm feeling goofy today from the cough medicine. Anyway, lately I've been getting a lot of requests for passenger ride from the "undesireable" femmes (ugly, fat, or combo thereof). For the Beemer, I bought an accessory monoposto conversion. It's a plastic/aluminum plate that takes up the place of the rear seat. So it's easy to say that I don't have a rear seat. However, the Tuono still has the rear seat and I am having a devil of a time finding a seat cowl for it. These plastic covers are like $200 a pop even if you could find one. So, I had to come up with something to say other than a resounding, "Hell no!" Nowadays when a chick asked for a ride that I didn't want to give, I'd simply tell her that I don't take "pillion". They can't figure out what "pillion" means and it gives me the opportunity to duck away.