** Remove film from box and load camera ** Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash ** Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle ** Choose a suitable background for photo ** Mount camera on tripod and focus ** Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth ** Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera ** Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees ** Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand ** Get tissue and clean nose print from lens ** Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash ** Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose ** Put magazines back on coffee table ** Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head ** Replace your glasses and check camera for damage ** Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!" ** Call spouse to clean up mess ** Fix a drink ** Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning
