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How to make a woman happy?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    How to make a woman happy?

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy -
    a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest (white lies okay)
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    53. to never forget:

    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him
    2. Give him SEX
    3. and Shut up.
     
  2. kevbo

    kevbo Itchy Member CLM

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    forgot 'give him beer'
     

  3. Rebeldon

    Rebeldon

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    Jeff Foxworth said all a man wants is a beer and to see something naked.